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Hi fellow entrepenurs.  While you are sitting there waiting for this site to move on so you can get your credits.  I thought I would use  this opportunity to share some wisdom. So scroll while you wait for the clicker.

Old Farmers Advise  or Proverbs according to the Panda Lady

Your fences need to be horse-high, pig-tight and bull strong

Keep skunks and bankers and lawyers at a distance (scam and spammers too)

Life is simpler when you plow around a stump.

A bumble bee is considerably faster than a John Deere tractor.

Words that soak into your ears are whispered…. NOT YELLED.

Forgive your enemies.  It messes up their heaeds.

Do not corner something that you know is meaner than you.

It don’t take a very big person to carry a grudge.

You cannot unsay a cruel word.

Every path has a few puddles.

When you wallow with pigs, expect to get dirty.

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A Panda goes out to eat at the neighborhood eatery. He orders his meal and patiently waits.After he completes his delicious meal, he jumps up and pulls out a gun.  He proceeds to tear up the establishment by shooting up the wall fixtures.

As he left, the owner said “What are you doing tearing up my restaurant”.        

“It’s only natural ” replied the panda, “I am a Giant Panda who eats, shoots and leaves” 

Panda Picked this joke to make you laugh.  Laughter is good medicine.

Mary Hofstetter AKA The Panda Lady